Emperor Cookies – Sativa 80/20 – Exclusive

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👑🍪 Emperor Cookies — Royal Flavor, Ruthless Focus

Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (80/20) • THC: 32%
Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies × Emperor OG

Regal. Uplifting. Uncompromising.

Emperor Cookies is a high-potency sativa bred for those who want it strong, sharp, and dripping with cookie-tier flavor. It reigns with the sweet, doughy backbone of GSC, amplified by the potent clarity and cerebral elevation of Emperor OG — delivering a focused, euphoric ride that commands your attention.

👑 Instant Lift, Laser Focus: The onset is quick and heady — a surge of energy, clarity, and uplift that clears mental fog and sharpens the senses. Expect a wave of mood elevation followed by a creative, dialed-in high with serious staying power.

  • 3.5 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Small Sticker – $60
  • 7 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Standard Sticker – $100
  • 14 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Large Sticker – $150
  • 28 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Deluxe Sticker – $280

 

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🌟 Effects & Experience

✔️ Mental Elevation & Focus — Clear, confident, and locked in 🔥🧠
✔️ Creative Momentum — Ideal for deep work, content, or ideation 🎯🎨
✔️ Mood-Lifting Energy — Euphoric, empowering, and long-lasting ☀️


👅 Flavor & Aroma

🍪 Fresh-Baked Cookies & Dough — Sweet, nutty, and warm
🌿 Earthy OG Gas — Pungent kush undertones add depth
🍬 Vanilla Sugar & Skunky Sweetness — Lingers on the exhale with royal richness

Think: cookie dough, high-octane herb, and a mental throne to sit on.


🔥 THC & Benefits

📈 32% THC — Ultra-potent and fast-hitting, but clean and controlled
Perfect for:
✔️ Creative sessions, deep focus, or powering through the day
✔️ Crushing brain fog, low mood, or mental fatigue
✔️ Cookie lovers who want big flavor with big impact


👀 Appearance

🌰 Rich Green & Purple Tones — Dense, chunky buds with royal hues
✨ Frost-Caked & Fire-Trimmed — Heavy trichomes, orange pistils
👃 Aroma: Loud cookie sweetness with earthy funk and gas on the back end


🚚 Available in DC & VA via District Connect


👑 Emperor Cookies — Rule Your Day.

A commanding sativa with dessert-level flavor and top-shelf potency.
Sativa-leaning. Cookie-loud. Laser-focused clarity. 🍪⚡