Alien Tits Sativa Oz Deal

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👽🍒 Alien Tits
The Cosmic & Fruity Uplifting Sativa
Sativa-Dominant (70/30) • THC: 19–20%
Lineage: Twisted Purple OG × Grape Ape × Kakalak Kush × Aliendawg F2

Cosmic Energy. Fruity Funk. Euphoric Escape.
Alien Tits is a rare, high-powered sativa-dominant hybrid that blends four legendary strains into one mind-bending creation. With its rush of laser-focused euphoria and smooth body vibes, it’s the perfect balance of stimulation and relaxation — keeping you lifted, creative, and blissfully at ease.

With THC levels around 19–20%, this galactic strain kicks off with a wave of giddy energy and sharp focus before settling into a soothing haze of calm. Expect long-lasting effects that energize the body, open the mind, and spark appetite — ideal for stress relief, creativity, or kicking back with a cosmic snack session.

28 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Deluxe Sticker – $160
56 Grams FREE w/ purchase of SuperDeluxe Sticker – $300

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🍭 Flavor & Aroma
Sweet Cherry & Berry – Fruity and juicy
Spicy Grape & Earthy Pepper – Tangy with a kick
Smooth Sugary Exhale – Lingers with candy-like sweetness

🌟 Effects & Experience
✔️ Euphoric Lift – Happy and giddy energy 🚀
✔️ Creative Spark – Focused and inspired 🎨✨
✔️ Soothing Bliss – Relaxed without sedation 😌
✔️ Hungry High – Strong munchies incoming 🍕

🔥 Potency & Benefits
📈 THC: 19–20% — Balanced potency with energetic yet calming vibes

Ideal For:
✔️ Daytime or afternoon sessions
✔️ Creative work, social hangs, or active fun
✔️ Stress, depression, anxiety, and appetite boost

👀 Appearance
🌌 Fat neon-green nugs shaped like hands, covered in frosty trichomes
🍒 Bright orange hairs popping against sugary crystal coating
🌬️ Aroma: Sweet fruity berries with earthy grape spice and sugary funk

🚚 Now delivering in DC & VA via District Connect
Minimum order $100 • Same-day VA possible if ordered before 10 AM (location-dependent)

Alien Tits is a cosmic treat for sativa lovers — euphoric, flavorful, and perfectly balanced between energy and calm. A must-try for berry terp fans, creative minds, and anyone chasing a stellar, uplifting high.

👽 Fruity fuel. Euphoric feels. Alien Tits.
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