Gooberz – Indica 70/30 – Exclusive. **OUT OF STOCK**

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🥜🍇💤 Gooberz – Nutty Grape, Gooey Calm, Couch-Lock Classic

Indica-dominant (70/30) • THC: 28–32%
Lineage: Peanut Butter Breath × Grape Pie (or fictional dessert-gas cross)

Rich, Relaxing, and Ridiculously Potent.

Gooberz is a decadent indica that delivers thick, nostalgic flavor with a knockout high to match. Think classic peanut butter and grape jelly — but rolled in trichomes and turbocharged for the modern smoker.

This heavy-hitting hybrid leans fully into its dessert roots, combining creamy nuttiness with sweet grape funk and just a hint of earthy kush. The high sets in fast and deep — eyes low, body heavy, and mind fully melted. Whether you’re shutting down after a long day or looking for a flavor-forward nightcap, Gooberz brings maximum chill in a smooth, gooey package.

Bust a nug and you’re hit with roasted peanut, grape candy, and doughy gas. The smoke is thick, sweet, and satisfying — like dessert with an engine under the hood.

🥜🍇💤 Think PB&J, stoned silence, and total unwind.

  • 3.5 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Small Sticker – $60
  • 7 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Standard Sticker – $100
  • 14 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Large Sticker – $150
  • 28 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Deluxe Sticker – $280
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🌟 Effects & Experience

✔️ Full-Body Melt – Immediate physical heaviness and tension relief 🛀
✔️ Sedative Calm – Deeply relaxing without full mental fog 💤
✔️ Mood Softener – Perfect for zoning out or winding down in style 🧘


👅 Flavor & Aroma

🥜 Roasted Peanut & Nut Butter – Earthy, savory top notes
🍇 Grape Jelly & Sweet Dough – Juicy and nostalgic on the exhale
🌲 Earth, Gas & Kush – Anchoring base that adds weight and depth


🔥 THC & Benefits

📈 28–32% THC – Heavyweight strength for deep body relief
Perfect for:
✔️ Late nights, post-sesh recoveries, or deep chill rituals
✔️ Soothing stress, soreness, or overstimulation
✔️ Fans of dessert strains with a funky, savory twist


👀 Appearance

🍪 Chunky, Frosted Nugs – Medium to small size, dense and sticky
💎 Thick Trichome Coverage – Looks dipped in sugar
👃 Nose: Sweet grape up front, roasted nut through the middle, earthy diesel on the finish


🚚 Available in DC & VA via District Connect

Gooberz brings serious flavor and full-body sedation in a nostalgic, terp-rich smoke that hits like comfort food for your nervous system. Whether you’re chasing grape gas or buttered calm, this strain delivers melt-mode in every puff.

Indica-leaning. Flavor-heavy. PB&J with punch.