Gorilla Cake – Indica – Oz Deal

🦍 Gorilla Cake – The Heavy Hitter Hybrid

Indica Dominant Hybrid (70% Indica / 30% Sativa)
THC: 23 – 26%
Lineage: Gorilla Glue #4 Ă— Wedding Cake

Step aside — the King is here. Gorilla Cake is a powerhouse hybrid that hits as hard as its parents sound. This strain unites the sticky potency of Gorilla Glue #4 with the dessert-like richness of Wedding Cake, delivering a perfect fusion of sweet flavor and sledgehammer effects. The first draw is a velvety mix of sweet chocolate cake and spicy earth that turns into a deep, satisfying puff of rich diesel as you exhale.

Moments later, a buzzing euphoria rips through your mind — the kind that makes time slow down and stress fade away. Then, like a slow tidal wave, the body high takes over, wrapping you in heavy relaxation that can easily melt you into the couch. Perfect for the end of a long day or weekend wind-down sessions, this strain means business.

🩺 Medical Benefits: Gorilla Cake is often chosen to treat chronic pain, stress, insomnia, mood swings, and headaches. It works wonders for deep physical relaxation without muting your mood.
đźšš Available Now: Same-day delivery in Washington DC, Arlington, Alexandria, Tysons, and Fairfax via District Connect.

  • 28 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Deluxe Sticker – $160
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🌿 Strain Breakdown

  • Type: Indica Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

  • THC: 23 – 26%

  • Genetics: Gorilla Glue #4 Ă— Wedding Cake

  • Aroma: Earthy chocolate, diesel, and sweet spice

  • Flavor: Chocolate cake, vanilla sweetness, earthy gas

  • Effects: Euphoric, stoney, body heavy, uplifted mood

  • Appearance: Fat olive-green nugs with amber hairs and thick frosty trichomes

  • Medical Uses: Chronic pain, stress, insomnia, headaches, depression

  • Date Added: October 2025


đź’¬ Strain Q&A

Q1: Is Gorilla Cake a strong strain?
A1: Absolutely — its 23-26% THC content and Gorilla Glue lineage make it a true heavyweight in the DC scene.

Q2: What does it taste like?
A2: A decadent blend of sweet chocolate cake and diesel gas, perfect for those who love rich dessert strains.

Q3: When’s the best time to enjoy it?
A3: Evenings or late nights — this strain shuts off stress and ushers in full-body bliss.

Q4: Where can I buy it in DC or Northern VA?
A4: Exclusively available through District Connect for fast, discreet delivery to Washington DC, Arlington, Alexandria, Fairfax, and Tysons.